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2021.09.28 08:59 flaxradium New racing!

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2021.09.28 08:59 Oop14 Discord?

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2021.09.28 08:59 fouriels Chooseday XXIV: Freedom

Fourscore and seven years ago our ancestors came to this fuckin’ rock to get away from the monarchy and the feudal lords and the taxes, to follow the path of Freedom. When (as now) you have one hand on the wheel and another on the bottle, wind streaming through your hair, you know that you stand on the shoulders of giants.
That’s right: you, a very intelligent person who Knows Their Rights, are partaking in the national American pastime once again. Doing precisely 86 miles per hour (about 140 km/hr, if you’re so inclined), you mount the sidewalk and pancake some small animal which had recently gained sentience; the car suspension groans as you make a minor correction back onto the lines, and out into the desert.
The fact is that a lot of people are educated stupid. There’s a lot of talk, and not a lot of action - too much relying on graphs and spreadsheets and goons in white coats trying to sell you something. Who needs that? That’s poison - for the soul. Anyone with their eyes open can see that. If they don’t - well, that’s not their fault. As mentioned, they were probably educated stupid; brought up to be a useful sheep, to toe the line, to follow the rules set by the elites. Not you - you were different, you recognise the corruption, and the malice, and the violence. You take an enormous swig from your bottle and retch slightly. The blurred lines whizzing under your tyres blur ever so slightly more. You are in control, you think to yourself. You’re never more in control than when you’re behind the wheel of a ton of steel and aluminum.
Something else goes under the tyres - you don’t bother looking back. Some small animal, whatever. This is survival of the fittest. Who cares about the losers? This is a winner’s world.
Except… Someone, it seems, does care. And they have a faster car than you, with rotating blue and red lights, and a loud siren with which to assert their dominance. And they’re signalling you to pull over.
The fucking pigs. You spit out the mouthful you had in your mouth out the side of the car in disgust - you immediately regret it, taking another swig - and scowl in the rear-view mirror. Sighing in an extremely ‘well, i guess it’s time to deal with the fucking statists’ way, you indicate and pull over. One of them - eight feet tall, body armour, machine gun, snout, riot helmet, bionic eyes, laser beams - casually strolls over. It looks at you, sneering. As if it has any right to judge, looking like that.
‘Excuse me… Sorry. Is that whiskey?’
A stupid fucking question to go with what you’re continuing to perceive as a sneer, as expected. For one, it’s scotch. For two, it’s obviously scotch, and so what? Why are you wasting my time?
‘What if it is? Is there a problem, officer?’
The heavily armoured robo-swine grunts and squeals awkwardly. It isn’t used to this usurpation of its authority. You smile, knowing that you’re delivering vicious wounds to its psyche.
‘You… You can’t do that. You’re going to have to step out of the car, please. You can’t drink and drive. This is illegal, you understand that?’
This is how they get you. This is where the bullshit comes in. You’ve had it up to HERE-
‘Listen here, pig. This is exactly what’s wrong with this country. I’m out here, i’m minding my own business, i’m having a good time, i’m not harming anyone. Why do you have to stick your snout into my business? Do you get off on this? Is that it? Do you have a fetish for this?’
The animal staggers under your verbal onslaught. If it had any sense it’d drop the matter and leave, before it gets another lashing. The cop’s partner says something into the communicator mounted onto its chest (horrible. grotesque.) and moves to get out of the patrol car. This gives the beast facing you down a second wind, the confidence it needs to continue to ATTEMPT to take your liberty.
‘I’m sorry, you’re going to have to come with us. You’re not in any position to be driving right now.’
This is fucking BULLSHIT.
‘Under what crime? Can you show me the statute? What paragraph? Oh that’s right, I see you squirming - you can’t.’
They’ve really got you going now.
‘Here’s the thing you pencil-pushers, you faceless bureaucrats, you camp guards, just following orders - oh yes, i’ve got your number - here’s what you don’t understand. Nowhere in the declaration of independence does it say ANYTHING about it being illegal to enjoy a little Dutch Courage while on the move. Nowhere in the bill of rights does it say it’s verboten to have some four loko and drive. Nowhere in The Magna Carta is it written by King John that you can’t have a few espresso martinis and get behind the wheel.’
This might be your magnum opus. You can feel the injustice burn through your veins. And the scotch burn through your stomach lining.
‘Only in your fake law is this a crime, completely made up to get us all in line, order us around - nothing more, just petty dictator shit, just another method of control, more coercion. Anything to stay on top, to grind us into dust. Give these animals an inch and they’ll take a fucking mile of your rights. But you know right? I know my fucking rights. Everything from the car, to the bottle, to this, my unregistered firearm with the serial number filed off.’
With a powerful flourish you whip out your trusty modified gunmetal-grey glock 30SF with high-impact rear iron sight and tactical flashlight from your shoulder holster - to show it off to the pigs, to show them the true meaning of citizen’s power, of resistance to tyranny. By which i mean, you fumble it drunkenly and it falls on the floor, discharging (a gun-talk word for ‘firing’, like with a bullet) loudly into the night.
An interesting decision. Let’s see how this pans out.
Roll 1d6 and test against your Facts and Logic skill. Consult below for the outcome:
Failure (roll > skill):>! The cops admire the way your firearm catches the light - in fact, they enjoy it so much that they decide to take a closer look. You find it more than a little bit rude, however, that rather than simply asking politely, one of them has fired a taser directly onto your right nipple, which is causing a somewhat uncomfortable tingling-pinching sensation.!<
When the waves of pain subside - no, there they are again, this time your bones cracking and yawning as you’re manhandled into the cop car, head smashing against the roof for good measure. A single drop of blood rolls down your face as one of the pigs screams your so-called ‘rights’ to you.
How very fucking ironic, you think to yourself. They’re going to be sorry when I reveal that i’m perfectly capable of representing myself in court. [Take -2 physical damage] [Gain trait: The Law Won]
Success (roll ≤ skill): It’s not clear exactly which part of your tirade caused the sinew of the police to turn to paper, then to ash, to be scattered amongst the tumbleweeds and the scrub - maybe it was the very pointed question about whether you were being detained or not - but they’re gone, the only remnant of their ever having existing the feverishly rotating lights of the patrol car.
You clamber back into your vehicle and drive off - slowly. What power is this?, you wonder to yourself; you feel cold sweat, the tingling of your skin, the prickling of the hairs on the back of your neck. You are completely sober, and you don’t understand at all what’s just transpired - but you don’t like it. You take one last, cautious look at the bottle in your hand, throwing it backwards over your shoulder to shatter onto the cold asphalt behind.
You grip the steering wheel tightly, as if for balance. Maybe it’s time to leave some of this behind you, like the blurred lines in the ground. [Take -1 psychic damage] [Gain item: Pocketful of Ash]
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2021.09.28 08:59 darkzons #youknowwhere407407yessir

If one only knew where in #407 one could enjoy some :(
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2021.09.28 08:59 tinkerbell2678 SOMEONE CHEATED IN THE TESTS OH MY GOSH

the teacher’s yelling at them but not saying who it is
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2021.09.28 08:59 Anders_RB is that a jojo reference?

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2021.09.28 08:59 kergefarkas42 GW4: enable Google Fit continuous heart rate measurement

I got my GW4 yesterday, installed Google Fit, but it seems that continous HR monitoring can't be enabled in the app, and taking a manual measurement also seems to fail most of the times (it will get stuck on the measuring screen). I quite like this feature on my Fossil Sport and loved to see the HR data on my sleep graph (using Sleep as android).
And I vaguely recall there was an option inside the Fit Heart Rate app to enable this constant HR measurement, and it was working fine all along on my other watch.
Right now I have the Dante63 modified SHM app installed (the one that enables BP and ECG regardless where you live), and I'm almost positive I've disabled / uninstalled the Samsung Health app on the watch, but I might be wrong there. These are the similar sounding packages still on the watch:

So, is there a way to enable this Fit HR tracking on the GW4, or I'll have to resort to using Samsung's own apps?
PS: I bought this watch because of various, more technical reasons, besides the fact Fossil will or will not have Wear OS 3 in a year or so, Mobvoi becoming a decieving piece of shit company, and because it is possible to debloat (read: de-Samsungize) it pretty well. I was never a fan of TouchWiz / OneUI, and the OneUI Watch 3 interface didn't change that at all. I'm perfectly fine with what Google offers via Fit, and there are 2-3 perks of what Samsung offers and I'll use those until Google offers the same, but I don't want this thread to be about bashing me for buying Samsung just to not use Samsung apps. Thanks.
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2021.09.28 08:59 Mat1701 Crypto to fiat with binance

Hello fellow crypto redditors, I am having an extremely hard time withdrawing my money from binance to my Mcb account
Could someone help me pls, tried using FTX but it's asking for an intermediary bank and all that stuff which I don't even know
Sorry for looking like a dumbass but I genuinely need help xD
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2021.09.28 08:59 Stillness__________ 'There is no necessity for you to take me to the house.'

Hey guys,
'There is no necessity for you to take me to the house.'
Is this sentence correct?
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2021.09.28 08:59 Old_Ocelot6862 Chewy

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2021.09.28 08:59 MrDragonBoi Ok, what's wrong with Aussies?

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2021.09.28 08:59 YVNGROGERS 18veno x Jetsonmade x PG RA Type Beat “Paid” (Prod By. ROGER$)

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2021.09.28 08:59 DontDony TSKR~

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2021.09.28 08:59 b72649 [Amazon] The Colonists — $39.83 (MSRP $90)

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2021.09.28 08:59 Kamrul144 Financio

This project has a brilliant idea, it's great that such an industry is developing, really a very promising project because it will help many people to benefit from such activities.
$FIN #Financio #Financiofinance #Farming #Exchange #BSC #Crypto
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2021.09.28 08:59 NavJongUnPlayandwon After I finished hearts of stone, I would've much preferred to have a legendary, epic showdown of gwent rather than some aids riddle. Am i the only one?

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2021.09.28 08:59 iamaneviltaco Gotta love punk bands that have a discography that only takes an hour to listen to. What's yours? Here's mine.

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2021.09.28 08:59 t_gh0st Un compa preguntando por asiento, acá cruzando la calle

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2021.09.28 08:59 CamC999 e23038233

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2021.09.28 08:59 prawnbiryani 💗☁🍦🌸🧁🤍🦩

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2021.09.28 08:59 MamamiyaLozatoz A NEW RELEASE HAS BEEN RELEASED | tape 02 BY mysterious tape collector

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2021.09.28 08:59 flat0ftheblad3 i mean....

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2021.09.28 08:59 Shepherd_99-9X Don’t forget to have a good laugh with your teammates

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2021.09.28 08:59 XVI96792 free ticket to 9/27 portland show

hey! so i’ve got an extra ticket to the 9/27 portland show tomorrow anyone can have
would be cool if you wanted to grab a drink at the pub next door before the show, but no worries 🤙
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2021.09.28 08:59 whitelinesallnight Feeling goood! Soloo ski let’s talk

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