A joke

2021.12.03 04:50 HotKiwi3236 A joke

Boris Johnson, Joe Biden and Vladimir Putin are on a plane, when the engines fail.
They only find one parachute.
Boris Johnson says: I should take it, because i am the leader of the United kingdom
Joe Biden says: I should take it, because i am the leader of the free world
Vladimir Putin says: we should vote
Vladimir Putin wins by 4 votes
submitted by HotKiwi3236 to teenagers [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 RLRLredditer_1 Okay, so I have a question about scams/ scam link / hacking

Can I get hacked from me accepting some hackers friend request? Not sure if they were a hacker but once I accepted they unfriended and They were giving dp’s in adopt me which I thought was kinda sus-
(also, I’m not sure if this is related to this sub but sicne it’s about scams I thought i’d ask my question here)
also, I don’t have 2 step vertification but I did change my password as soon as I saw that.
so am I gonna get hacked? Or not?
submitted by RLRLredditer_1 to AntiScamAdoptMe [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 SupoNF Finding Happiness in The Struggle 🤞🏾

I’ve never posted on reddit before, Didnt know much about it up until recently. Im very grateful that there are communities to join and be apart of. So if you take the time out of your day to read about a little snippet of my life, thank you.
My whole life I struggled with procrastination, and laziness. As far as i can remember I was always missing assignments in school, choosing video games over homework, shit I literally slept through my ACT/SAT and just guessed the answers(which i regretted once I got to college), I never finished anything I started, I had horrible work ethic, etc. Looking back, Idk why I thought I had it all figured out…
Now fast forward to present day. Im married, have 2 kids with one on the way, and struggling to find my way. Ive been having to find ways to force myself out of my lifelong habits. Procrastination, laziness, lack of motivation, lack of work ethic, rtc. All these things I struggled with as a kid, ad a teen, and as young adult(im 24, earlier young adult years lol) are making my life a mental hell. My plate it stacked, every failed attempt at making progress feels like a devastating L.. With all this being said, Ive found happiness within my struggle. I now understand why successful people always talk about gratitude.
Even thought we’re broke, we’re alive. We’re healthy. We have a home. We find a way to eat. There’s always a way. I always knew that there was only one way to go when you hit rock bottom, and that’s up. I just never actually hit rock bottom up until recently. All the times I thought I was there? Wasn’t even close. Even though I’m sitting here at rock bottom, even though my mind tells me I’m a useless husband and a failing father, I know there is hope. I understand that these times are needed to humble me, to teach me, and to push my forward towards success. Ive accepted that I’m imperfect, and that I have a lot to learn…
Im grateful to be in this position. Because the “Me” after this, is going to be someone completely different. I Believe in myself more than I ever have in the past, which is funny because Im actually doing worse than I ever have, financially wise. So if you’re stuck in a similar situation that I am, I’d really suggest taking a step back and just take a breather. Just tell yourself everything is going to be ok. Things can be worse. There’s always a way out. Be your own #1 supporter. Believe in yourself and grateful for what you have, even during those dark times, and you’ll find that even at you’re lowest, you can be happy.
Sorry if this seems all over the place, I’m quite bad at explaining my feelings lol but much love to anyone who reads this. Im rootin’ for you. You got this. Lets make it together! 🤞🏾💯
submitted by SupoNF to DecidingToBeBetter [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 TheDenizenKane Afraid of the Dark - KUURO


submitted by TheDenizenKane to Monstercat [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 ark29120 What’s with the halos on all the students and almost everyone else? And dose the sensei have one?

submitted by ark29120 to BlueArchive [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 SzegedNewsBotka Cipőket loptak egy szegedi üzletből – fotók

Cipőket loptak egy szegedi üzletből – fotók submitted by SzegedNewsBotka to hirok [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 qwertykid101 Will I not be able to get the armour from the challenge again?

I really wanted it but couldn't get it because I got an awful challenge that I just couldn't do is there any way I will be able to get it now?
submitted by qwertykid101 to halo [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 itemluminouswadison Big Pilot, Little Prince — Introducing The IWC Big Pilot’s Watch Monopusher “Le Petit Prince”

Big Pilot, Little Prince — Introducing The IWC Big Pilot’s Watch Monopusher “Le Petit Prince” submitted by itemluminouswadison to watchnews [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 RudeBirdies Swallow

Swallow submitted by RudeBirdies to RudeBirdies [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 SharkHead38 Push the first bloon sends back to round 2

This game is literally ceramic crucible with fire
(I.e. no one wants to go lategame and bloon sends start early)
submitted by SharkHead38 to battles2 [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 No-Cartographer-1515 B4B have 4 left

$Jamie-Miller-25 I send back immediately
submitted by No-Cartographer-1515 to chimeboost [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 TheUndyingHero PC running too hot at idle

So my PC is running in high 60s-70s at idle temps and can get up to 95c at load
Ive tried using new thermal paste and setting pump speed to 100% but still seems to run too hot and not sure what else to try
Heres userbenchmark test: https://www.userbenchmark.com/UserRun/48396567
temps: https://imgur.com/a/dvO5xji
AIO is the MSI MAG Series CORELIQUID 240R
submitted by TheUndyingHero to pcgamingtechsupport [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 btwitsshiv Rate it 🌝👌

Rate it 🌝👌 submitted by btwitsshiv to AnimeSketch [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 pred8torr [no spoilers] ARCANE SECRET CINEMA TICKETS

Hey all! Was planning on going to the Secret Cinema Arcane "Undercity Nights" event in Los Angeles and ended up not being able to go anymore ;-; If you live in the area and would like to attend I'm getting rid of my 4 tickets for half the original price! Super bummed I can't make it. They are for December 19th. Shoot me a message if you are interested! Thank you.
submitted by pred8torr to arcane [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 whoaitsnico How does the point system work?

How does the point system work? How does the point system actually work? This usually happens to me where I would do better than my duo but he would always get more points than me? These screenshots are from the same game and most recent. IMO the points vs stat line difference seems a bit unfair to me, please let me know if I'm delusional about this.
https://preview.redd.it/p02x8h217a381.png?width=1310&format=png&auto=webp&s=f220c374c85dc78599a6b41dbebcc85430f8bed1
https://preview.redd.it/er6f80217a381.png?width=935&format=png&auto=webp&s=59084e410c1f6224d3fe8b379ab05dd38883158a
https://preview.redd.it/35wxjx117a381.png?width=935&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebecfda61d0b7efd18f4e84d4086dfa18e40e155
submitted by whoaitsnico to VALORANT [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 niuz-bot Avertizare de viscol în zonele înalte din judeţele Suceava şi Neamţ, în orele următoare - [Mediu]

Citeste in continuare: https://www.agerpres.ro/mediu/2021/12/03/avertizare-de-viscol-in-zonele-inalte-din-judetele-suceava-si-neamt-in-orele-urmatoare--824752
submitted by niuz-bot to niuz [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 crytoloover Coxswap $cox Chart, Price and Contract

submitted by crytoloover to CoinMarketDo [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 niuz-bot VIDEO Ciucă: Suntem în urmă cu OUG privind cadrul de implementare a PNRR; trebuie aprobată cât mai repede - [Politica]

Prim-ministrul Nicolae Ciucă a atras atenţia miniştrilor că Executivul este în urmă cu elaborarea ordonanţei de urgenţă privind stabilirea cadrului de implementare a PNRR, subliniind că actul normativ trebuie aprobat cât de repede posibil.

"Al treilea subiect este ...
Citeste in continuare: https://www.agerpres.ro/politica/2021/12/03/video-ciuca-suntem-in-urma-cu-oug-privind-cadrul-de-implementare-a-pnrr-trebuie-aprobata-cat-mai-repede--824754
submitted by niuz-bot to niuz [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 DmitryMate Not exactly

Not exactly submitted by DmitryMate to dankmemes [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 zimzoomm PSA. Baby can't poop? Avocado!

That is all
submitted by zimzoomm to NewParents [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 Nearby_Discussion389 ATAT

ATAT submitted by Nearby_Discussion389 to goodboomerhumor [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 2millionfreckles Wrote myself into a corner! Should I change this encounter?

hey guys! i hope this isn't a dumb question, especially since it has more to do with writing than mechanics, but i was hoping you could give me some advice.
so first off, if your name happens to be sam, george, mitchell, leslie, or soup, and you're in a d&d party with any of those other names, please don't read this! there be spoilers ahead.
okay, so i've been running curse of strahd for about 4 months now. it's going great! we've veered off of the main story a bit to investigate the origins of one of the party members. he is a warforged who was created by a dr. frankenstein-esque mad scientist, which i thought was very fitting for barovia, so i allowed it.
he allowed me to take creative liberty with the rest of it, so when the party decided they wanted to go see the lab for themselves, i homebrewed a dungeon for them to explore. in one of the rooms, there is a storage space with preserved specimens - including a live, unconscious humanoid in a vat being sustained by machinery. when the warforged investigated closer, he found that it was the doctor who created him. he killed the doctor to escape the lab, so he was shocked by this, along with the rest of the party.
the party debated heavily on whether or not to open the vat, before ultimately deciding to come back to it and decide after they'd finished the dungeon. the problem is, they're all very curious about this, and seem to be really excited to meet the character behind all the nasty stuff they've encountered in the dungeon so far.
here's the problem - this was intended to be a throwaway combat encounter. if one of them opened the vat, the humanoid inside would change its shape to the first person it saw, revealing itself to be a half-crazed doppelganger that the doctor was experimenting on. it had taken his shape before it was put in the vat. i'm thinking now that this would be a huge let-down for them after all the hype.
what do you guys think? should i go with the original plan, or should i alter the encounter? i think it would be easy enough to make the look-alike in the vat a clone of the deceased doctor instead, but i also worry that it might be too hokey and over-the-top.
tl;dr: introduced an unconscious doppelganger disguised as a dead character. party wants to wake it up, but they're hyped to finally meet this character and i don't want to disappoint them.
submitted by 2millionfreckles to DMAcademy [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 One-Armed-Bandit100 Understanding Comex delivery

Stand easy ladels and gentle spoons,
I am on a week of learning. I have already leant to tie my shoes laces 👏👏👏👏. After achieving such an amazing skill I feel it is time to get onto something a little less argues, understanding comex delivery months.
I really can't find any clear information about how comex delivery months work. My googlefoo is lacking.
I get how you open a position and the whole warrant and load out. It is just
1- what months are delivery months for comex silver? 2- what months are comex gold delivery? 3- Are any other months not delivery do these months just roll I to the months that are delivery months?
If anyone has a site I can read up on it. Please enlighten me.
submitted by One-Armed-Bandit100 to Wallstreetsilver [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 lmrvp Kajal hot in Pakka Local

Kajal hot in Pakka Local submitted by lmrvp to KajalAgarwalFap [link] [comments]


2021.12.03 04:50 ImagineTheMonsters Communication Frustration (F21)

This isn't really a one time occurrence, so I'm starting to believe I am the problem and it kind of sucks.
In any kind of relation, friend, family or significant other, I find at the beginning both parties are usually enthusiastic about being around eachother. I however seem to not get the memo on the mellowing it out and it's really bumming me out. In all my connections, if I enjoy talking to the person I reach out, I try to hang out and just overall try to communicate. In the beginning of these connections the person responds well to this and most times almost seems flattered, but after a while I get treated like I'm annoying. They start ignoring me when I've made it clear I'd rather them just tell me they need space or just don't ghost me basically, tell me whats going on. By this I mean "hey I don't want to talk right now" or something similar rather than just leaving me on read. (I've been told this is immature of me, and that leaving people on read is just the norm now, and I don't want to believe it).
I take the hint usually, but it hurts a lot. I let them reach out first and about 50% of the time it never happens. Regardless if they reach out or not, when we do eventually communicate again I'm in the dog house. I really don't know what I am not picking up on anymore. I try to adapt to other people regardless of how it makes me feel and I almost always get a negative response. I put effort and I'm "needy", I don't message them unless they message me and I'm "cold and rude", I mellow out my approach and im "unemotional and hard to talk to". It feels like I can never win when in all reality I try to mimic how people are to me. If I'm approached consistently at arms length, I mimic the same.
I tried explaining this to one of my friends I've been on and off struggling with and it just made me more confused and feel worse. Am I the selfish one? Do I have unrealistic expectations? Do I need to stop adapting how I communicate to people?
I'm tired of always recieving the blame for things going awry in my connections, but if it happens with basically all my connections, I feel like I'm the problem. So what do I do now?
Tldr; I try to remain consistent with enthusiasm of relations with others, but after continual encounters of being treated different, I mimic what they give me. Somehow I'm always made out to be that bad guy. So what should I do?
submitted by ImagineTheMonsters to relationship_advice [link] [comments]


http://ugokamskdk.ru